Saturday, May 16, 2009

Daily Tibetan Astrology: May 16, 2009

Chinese 22nd, M-T-K 22nd. Snake, Zon, Green 4. The top naga offering day this month. Let them feel the love, because this is a particularly auspicious day (one of the best naga days all year). Don't cut trees, disturb water or earth, or journey North, East, or West. Stay serious. If you don't know what to do, then just lay out saucers of milk at ant-hills.

By the way... do you smoke cigarettes? Do you want to stop smoking cigarettes? If you do -- and why wouldn't you? -- then today is one of the best days all year to stop smoking. Just throw your cigarettes away, right now. Figure out how much you spent on cigarettes last year, and then take that same sum to your favorite lama. Throw away your lighters, cases, and ashtrays, and then go buy some chewing gum. Tell the nagas that you are sorry for polluting the environment, and ask them to help you quit for good.

Remember: if you promise the nagas that you've stopped, and later go back on your word, you will sadly come to learn why nagas are not to be trifled with under any circumstances.

I am 100% not joking.

See our Introduction to Daily Tibetan Astrology for background information.

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