Number 10: There is apparently a site cataloging what they like to call "Dharma Burgers," without, it seems, recognizing that they, themselves, are a "Dharma Burger."
Number 9: There are practicing Buddhists in Bhutan who think the guys at "Smackdown" are for real.
Number 8: There are practicing Buddhists in England who think the guys at Pathgate are for real.
Number 7: The Kali Yuga officially began on January 23, 3102 BCE, and is scheduled to last for either 2,000 or 432,000 years: nobody can agree which is which.
Number 5: And now see here.
Number 4: Mickey Buddha.
Number 3: The Jerry Springer Show.
Number 2: The Buddhist counterpart to the Jerry Springer Show.
Number 1: Brooklyn hairdresser and "singer songwriter": Alyce Zeoli