What Trade Deficit?

What you see when you visit Lhasa.

The rumor is that Lhasa will soon get a major league baseball franchise, and am I glad? Just think: sitting in the stands, watching the boys of summer, kicking back with the Gyalpo of Beers.

Is it harsh speech to suggest that your grandmother can hit better than that bum at the plate?

UPDATED: "Junior" Dorje, rider of the Budweiser-sponsored "Black Heart" racing yak, commented on his recent upset victory over long-time rival Tashi Bodine: "I was a little worried about drift when we went into that 49th lap, but hey... the crew was good, the track was good, and the yak was tuned just right."