tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31865608.post2150425996907110730..comments2024-03-25T17:38:01.020+08:00Comments on Digital Tibetan Buddhist Altar: Manny Lamawitz Takes A Meeting: Fun With Google TrendsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31865608.post-3905304890293007342009-07-16T20:36:33.804+08:002009-07-16T20:36:33.804+08:00Dear "Other" Anonymous from New York. I ...Dear "Other" Anonymous from New York. I liked what you wrote very much and I wish you would write to me directly. I didn't publish it here because it is (1) completely true, and (2) the demons you name will hunt you down and tear your nose off if you ever hint at exposing their mischief. Still -- that story needs to get out, and the question is "what is the best way?"Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17607443504553459238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31865608.post-29679925746595187562009-07-16T12:03:15.784+08:002009-07-16T12:03:15.784+08:00How can I meet this Manny Lamawitz? I should tell ...How can I meet this Manny Lamawitz? I should tell you, I knew this Oisatz Tulku long before he did! I can tell you a thing or two about him, believe me! For one, there's more than one of him. There's him, and then there's his evil Twin Brother. His evil twin has an evil twin brother too, and it don't stop there. Believe me, he needs a guy like me woikin for him, soitin out the Oisatz from the real McCoy.<br /><br />I got the dope on Seagal! You'll never believe this. I'm eating lunch on his pool patio, in the company of non-Oisatz Tulku who brought me there to discuss a benefit Blues concert with Seagal. I'm eating my corned beef sandwich and Seagal hocks a big green lugue right on the cement while I'm eating. Lemme tell you, this character makes Ego look like Dolly the Lama! <br /><br />And I got the inside dope on Seagal's Tulku schtick also. He wanted Cussim Lingpermann, may G-D rest his soul, to promote him up the big time for seventy-five big ones. I got this on foist-hand information right? Cause Seagal don't realize that Lingpermann's translator's got ears. Well Lingpermann blew it, cause he said not, that ain't enough dough, I got mouths to feed and you may be a tulku and all that jazz, but it's a gamble promotin your cause for so little. So Seagal he goes to Penn Orinpochayowitz, may G-D rest his soul also, and tries to cut the same deal, right? So Orinpochayowitz, he calls Tibet an gets Lingpermann on the line, cause Lingpermann got the dope on anybody and everything in the triple woild. And so Lingpermann sez, yeah Seagal's a tulku, but he ain't my problem. He ain't woith it cause he's pain in the fucking ass. So Orinpochayowitz, he takes the seventy-five grand, and bam, the rest is tabloid fare.<br /><br />And then there's Seagal's former neighbor up the street on Mangleville Cannon drive. You know, the broad woikin for Field Commander Cohen, Wassername. You know what? You'll never believe this. Little Caeser of Ling you mention here, was Wassername's boy toy when he was only fifteen. Now this lady, she specializes in taking Tulkus down a notch, for every one she takes down she puts another notch in her shower coitin rod, an believe me there's a lot of notches there, so's you run your toothbrush along it an it sounds like an old brass zipper. So Little Caeser, he's her boy toy back when. Nowadays, fifteen years old, boy vey, that's Callyfornication, that'll get you arrested in California. But they got Wassername anyway on civil fraud so now she's doin professional seat-warming on a sidewalk grate in Boulder, promoting paranoid conspiracy theories instead of Canadian crooners. <br /><br />And then there's Wassername's business partner Schlemiel Greenboig, of the Boulder-based Facile Group, he's a rich fucking bastid and plus, he's the Sack Young's golfing partner, see? Greenboig ain't doin' much better, cause he hitched his fund management cart to Madoff's Ponzi-horse. The poor bastid, and I mean that literally. He lost 900 million fucking dollars, and most of that woint even his own money.<br /><br />Oh yeah, I got stories for ya, I got branding too! Tell Ersatz Tulku the next big wave's gonna be, Ersatz Five Nectar granules and hygiene spray. Easy to make, recyclable, uses ready-made materials! Sprinkle on your cereal even! I got brands coming out of my ears, nose and asshole, I got so many. Almost as many as there are Tulkus now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31865608.post-65810717450931753452009-07-16T11:58:37.798+08:002009-07-16T11:58:37.798+08:00How can I meet this Manny Lamawitz? I should tell ...How can I meet this Manny Lamawitz? I should tell you, I knew this Oisatz Tulku long before he did! I can tell you a thing or two about him, believe me! For one, there's more than one of him. There's him, and then there's his evil Twin Brother. His evil twin has an evil twin brother too, and it don't stop there. Believe me, he needs a guy like me woikin for him, soitin out the Oisatz from the real McCoy.<br /><br />I got the dope on Seagal! You'll never believe this. I'm eating lunch on his pool patio, in the company of non-Oisatz Tulku who brought me there to discuss a benefit Blues concert with Seagal. I'm eating my corned beef sandwich and Seagal hocks a big green lugue right on the cement while I'm eating. Lemme tell you, this character makes Ego look like Dolly the Lama! <br /><br />And I got the inside dope on Seagal's Tulku schtick also. He wanted Cussim Lingpermann, may G-D rest his soul, to promote him up the big time for seventy-five big ones. I got this on foist-hand information right? Cause Seagal don't realize that Lingpermann's translator's got ears. Well Lingpermann blew it, cause he said not, that ain't enough dough, I got mouths to feed and you may be a tulku and all that jazz, but it's a gamble promotin your cause for so little. So Seagal he goes to Penn Orinpochayowitz, may G-D rest his soul also, and tries to cut the same deal, right? So Orinpochayowitz, he calls Tibet an gets Lingpermann on the line, cause Lingpermann got the dope on anybody and everything in the triple woild. And so Lingpermann sez, yeah Seagal's a tulku, but he ain't my problem. He ain't woith it cause he's pain in the fucking ass. So Orinpochayowitz, he takes the seventy-five grand, and bam, the rest is tabloid fare.<br /><br />And then there's Seagal's former neighbor up the street on Mangleville Cannon drive. You know, the broad woikin for Field Commander Cohen, Wassername. You know what? You'll never believe this. Little Caeser of Ling you mention here, was Wassername's boy toy when he was only fifteen. Now this lady, she specializes in taking Tulkus down a notch, for every one she takes down she puts another notch in her shower coitin rod, an believe me there's a lot of notches there, so's you run your toothbrush along it an it sounds like an old brass zipper. So Little Caeser, he's her boy toy back when. Nowadays, fifteen years old, boy vey, that's Callyfornication, that'll get you arrested in California. But they got Wassername anyway on civil fraud so now she's doin professional seat-warming on a sidewalk grate in Boulder, promoting paranoid conspiracy theories instead of Canadian crooners. <br /><br />And then there's Wassername's business partner Schlemiel Greenboig, of the Boulder-based Facile Group, he's a rich fucking bastid and plus, he's the Sack Young's golfing partner, see? Greenboig ain't doin' much better, cause he hitched his fund management cart to Madoff's Ponzi-horse. The poor bastid, and I mean that literally. He lost 900 million fucking dollars, and most of that woint even his own money.<br /><br />Oh yeah, I got stories for ya, I got branding too! Tell Ersatz Tulku the next big wave's gonna be, Ersatz Five Nectar granules and hygiene spray. Easy to make, recyclable, uses ready-made materials! Sprinkle on your cereal even! I got brands coming out of my ears, nose and asshole, I got so many. Almost as many as there are Tulkus now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31865608.post-4320361826263856702009-06-29T09:53:10.769+08:002009-06-29T09:53:10.769+08:00You sure get to take a lot of vacations.You sure get to take a lot of vacations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com